Pub Quiz (!)

Created by Laurence J MacGuire a.k.a Liu Jian Ming aka 刘建明

Bangkok, 2020/06/26

Part 1

Dicks. It’s all about dicks.

1

Which is the world’s tallest building?

Erected in 2010, it stands at an impressive 829.8M high.

2

Which asian capital has a penis shrine?

Bangkok!

(obviously)

On the other side of the river, in front of the Royal Palace (ish).

3

Which tourist attraction can be used to refer to a half erection?

the leaning tower of pisa

4

From when dates the earliest known human depiction of a penis?

Discovered in 2005, in Hohle’s phallus dates back to approximately 26000 BC.

5

Which European country has a whole museum dedicated to penises?

Iceland.

They also have the “global seed vault” in Svarlsbard.

6

What is Snoop Dog’s favourite treat?

A “Pizzle”, fo shizzle

7

Of which american building was said it is “the ultimate sign of American phallic power?”

The Empire State Building, of course.

8

In 1990, Gerard Bull was assassinated in Belgium by the Mossad. Why?

Montreal scientist Gerard Bull worked on various defense projects funded by DARPA and others with the goal of firing canons into space. He turned to Saddam Hussein when funding became scarce. See Project HARP and Babylon.

9

What is a Geoduck (“gooey-duck”)

10

Which Canadian university sports this lovely chode as the main building?

The Roger Gaudry pavillion, the MAIN BUILDING, of the University of Montreal.

Part 2

IMDB Top 250

Guess the movie, 1 point. +0.5 for the actor.

1

Some men just want to watch the world burn

Batman

(My Cocaine)

2

I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse

The godfather, part 1

(Marlon Brando)

3

And my axe

LOTR

(John Rhys-Davies)

4

No. That’s impossible. … NOOOOOOOOOO!

Star Wars V, The empire strikes back

(Mark Hammil)

5

Or el duderino, if you’re not into the whole brevity thing

The Big Lebowski

(Jeff Bridges)

6

Yippy ki yay, mother fucker!

Die Hard

(Bruce Willis)

7

His name is Robert Paulson …

Fight Club

(Unknown / too lazy)

8

Not quite my tempo

Whiplash

(J.K. Simmons)

9

Life is like a box of chocolates

Forrest Gump

(Tom Hanks)

10

Hasta la vista, baby

Terminator 2

(Arnold Schwarzenegger/Edward Furlong)

Part 2.5

List as many Nicolas Cage movies as you can.

Part 3

City Skylines

1 point each, or 0.5 for the country

1

Vancouver, Canada

2

Bartholona, ethpania

3

Melbourne, ‘Straya

4

Shanghai

5

Montreal, Quebec

6

Oui, oui, oui. Le garlic, Mister Jacques Cousteau!

7

Hong Kong

8

Mumbai

9

Detroit

10

Tokyo